No me jodas.

(That means "don't fuck with me." I got to say it today!)

Today was intenseeee. This morning, we were free from group activities so Biz and I decided to go to the beach! We asked our mom how to get there using the bus system and she made us a useless but charming map of the area near the ocean. We caught the bus a block away from our house and rode it for about thirty minutes...Mama said it would take fifteen minutes. We decided to get off of the bus and do some exploring of our own since it was obvious that we weren't going to find the beach. We got off in Callao, a district in Lima, and headed towards the Mercado de Callao. There were a bunch of dead, skinned and beheaded chickens hanging from the ceilings and a bunch of stands and shops full of things to buy for the kitchen and the home. It was cool. I bought a purse that is "leather" and has fringe on the bottom. It is obviously perfect in every way.

Then we went to the outdoor market place and that's where things got sketchy. These three dudes started following us and being super creepy and telling us to come with them, to which we were like hellll no never. That's when I said no me jodas and I felt like a badass. Then we got on the bus back to Metro Pershi (I have no idea how to spell anything. Ever.) and came home where Mama laughed at us and Papa told us about weird things that Peruanos like to eat. Awesome.

After that, we went into catacombs in el Centro de Lima. I dont like catacombs because they are dark and small and full of dead people. Not my scene. Then we went and took pictures with police men and then Chinatown and then dinner.

As you can see, I got tired and significantly less detailed in my descriptions. Sorry about it. I'm trying to upload pictures now so I'll post those soon.

Goodnight, I am now passing out.
DEUCES.